冷幽默腦筋急轉彎英文
外國人的幽默你懂嗎?跟着這些腦筋急轉彎一起感受一下吧。以下是本站小編爲大家準備的冷幽默腦筋急轉彎英文，希望大家喜歡!
冷幽默腦筋急轉彎英文【熱門】
Questions:
are girls afraid of the letter C
女孩爲什麼害怕字母C
are painters fond of the letter R
油漆工爲什麼青睞字母R
many peas are there in a pint
一品脫有多少粒豌豆
are the most sensible letters
什麼字母最明智
Keys:
use it makes fat fact.
因爲它使肥胖成爲現實.
out it, varnish would vanish.
沒有它,清漆就會消失.
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一粒.
Y's.
是字母Y.
Notes:
ish/'va:niM/ n.清漆
vanish/'v$niM/v.消失
音似P.
4.Y's音似wise(睿智).
冷幽默腦筋急轉彎英文【分享】
1. C型的鎖 (打一英文) —— 謎底: clock.
2. How can you make the door last?(怎樣能使門經久耐用?) —— 謎底: Make other things first
3. How do we know the ocean is friendly? —— 謎底: It waves.
4. How does the sun affect weight?(太陽如何影響重量?) —— 謎底: It makes the daylight.
5. How long can a goose stand on one leg?(多久能鵝單腿站立?) —— 謎底: try it and see
6. Q的(打一英語單詞)—— 謎底: cute
7. Ten plus ten is minus ten is ten(打一物) —— 謎底: 手套(glove)
8. What always goes up and never goes down?(什麼東西只升不降?) —— 謎底: Your age. (你的年齡)
9. What animal wears big black glasses on its face? —— 謎底: Panda熊貓
10. What can pierce one's ears without a hole? —— 謎底: Noise,voice
11. What can you break with only one word? —— 謎底: Silence.
12. What comes after the letter "A"? —— 謎底: All the other letters.
13. What do you know about the kings of France? —— 謎底: They are all dead
14. What has four eyes but cannot see? —— 謎底: 密西西比州
15. What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk? —— 謎底: alarm clock 鬧鐘
16. What has teeth but cannot eat? —— 謎底: A comb
17. What is an astronomer?(天文學家)? —— 謎底: A night watchman with a college education.
18. What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? —— 謎底: A mirror
19. What is never used until it's broken? —— 謎底: An egg
20. What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and a bed, but never sleeps in it? —— 謎底: A river.
英語笑話分享
1 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裏問。"他在哭。"
"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因爲我不給他吃。"
"他已經吃完自己的了麼?"
"是的。" "我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"
2 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
路人甲對路人乙說，"猜猜我兜裏有幾個子兒?"
路人乙說："我猜對了，你能給我一個不?"
路人甲說："你要猜對了，我兩個全部給你!"
3 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."
一個教師在研究生工程學課堂上說："我一眼就能看出來哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" "我說'下午好'的時候，本科生
回答'下午好'，而研究生則把這句話記在本子上。"
4 Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢?
湯姆：每個月都有啊!
