巴黎世家又出奇葩新品!裙子竟類似汽車腳墊?

BALENCIAGA SELLing ￡1,795 RUBBER SKIRT THAT LOOKS LIKE A CAR CARPET PROTECTOR

巴黎世家秋冬新品貌似汽車腳墊？

Fashion meets utility in Balenciaga's new “embossed leather skirt,” which looks remarkably like a rubber car carpet protector.

巴黎世家的新品“壓花皮裙” 讓時尚和“多功能”這個詞結合了起來，這條裙子看起來就像一個橡膠的汽車腳墊。

However, at ￡1,795, this is not just any old automobile accessory.

然而它的售價卻高達1795英鎊，價格卻遠遠超過腳墊。

According to luxury shopping site MyTheresa, the questionable item “transforms the functional into the formal” with snap buttons and neoprene backing for a “utilitarian aesthetic.”

據奢侈品購物網站MyTheresa的描述，這件頗具爭議的衣服“將功能性的觀感變得正式”，衣服面料採用氯丁橡膠，上面裝飾着按扣，這些都彰顯了“實用主義的審美觀”。

What could be more useful than a ￡1,795 skirt that has people questioning your ability to distinguish between an item of clothing and a carpet protector?

當有人懷疑你不會區分裙子和橡膠腳墊時，拿着這件價值1795英鎊的裙子給他看。

If the high waist is an issue for you, fear not, as the website also explains that the waistband can be folded over “for a lower rise” look – because what's better than a rubber skirt? A folded rubber skirt, duh #clunkychic.

如果你不滿意這件衣服的高腰設計，根據網上的說法，你可以把腰口卷下來，以便“看上去沒那麼高”——還有什麼能夠比得上一件橡膠裙子呢？當然有，一件卷着腰口的橡膠裙子。

However, if you do have concerns that wearing the skirt might raise eyebrows at the extent of your “utilitarian aesthetic” – and you don’t even like cars that much – don’t worry, because the savvy designers at Balenciaga have been so kind as to emblazon the skirt with its signature logo so as not to confuse it with anything other than a luxurious and exclusive high fashion staple.

不過，你大可不必擔心穿着這條裙子會招來別人對你“實用型審美觀”的質疑，你看起來也不會像一輛車，因爲巴黎世家貼心的設計師們在裙子上設計了自家標誌性的logo，這樣，你的裙子看上去就是一條及奢華與獨特的時尚設計於一體的時裝，而不是其他什麼亂七八糟的東西。