喵星人專屬抓劃計算機來襲!

Cats love sleeping on your laptop (especially while you're using it), so why not let them geek out with their own cardboard computer perfect for tearing up the Internet?

小貓咪喜歡在筆記本電腦上睡覺（尤其是在你使用筆記本的時候），那麼爲什麼不讓它們去玩自己的紙質版計算機，讓它們盡情撕毀“網絡”呢？

Cats make the Internet fun one adorable video at a time. So it's about time we give them a treat for all that feel-good feline entertainment.

貓咪曾一度成爲網絡搞笑視頻的主角。爲我們帶來貓咪的娛樂節目，現在該我們回饋它們了。

Pet owners wanting to keep their kitties happy with a techie theme might want to consider getting them a personal Cat Scratch Laptop made of cardboard.

希望自己的小貓咪從技術主題中取樂的寵物愛好者或許在考慮爲貓咪們準備一臺由硬紙板做成的貓咪專屬抓劃計算機。

While the mock laptop doesn't actually connect to the Internet, your cat will be so excited that you're not yelling at him for blocking the screen he'll never know the difference between the printed-out desktop wallpaper and the real deal. (You can slide in new pictures to keep the look fresh.)

雖然這樣的模擬計算機並不能真正聯網，但是小貓咪將會非常高興，因爲你再也不會因爲它擋住屏幕而對它大喊大叫了，它永遠也不知道打印的桌面壁紙與真正壁紙之間的區別。（還可以下滑拉出新的圖片讓屏幕看起來更加清新整潔。）

Measuring 13 inches wide and 11 inches high (330 millimeters by 270 millimeters), it's big enough for a cat to sprawl over, but there's a little more to it than that. Instead of the clickety-clack of keys being pushed by a budding blogger, your cat can scratch up a storm on the panel of corrugated cardboard. Plus the laptop comes with a fuzzy mouse toy plugged in by the tail as a nod to the classic computer mouse.

貓咪專屬紙質版計算機13英寸寬，11英寸高（330mm×270mm），足夠一隻小咪玩耍，但該計算機不止這些。除了能夠發出咔噠咔噠聲音的鍵盤之外，小貓咪還可以在瓦楞紙板上興風作浪。筆記本上還插着一個類似鼠標的絨鼠玩具。

The Cat Scratch Laptop, made from partially or fully recycled paper and cardboard by Cat Playhouse, is a lot cheaper than an electronic version, coming in at $35 from the retailer Suck UK. If you're ordering from the US, it'll cost you an extra $22 shipping and handling.

貓咪專屬電腦由貓咪劇場生產，主要由循環利用的紙張和紙板做成，與電子計算機相比，貓咪專屬筆記本電腦便宜得多，在Suck UK的零售價格爲35美元。如果從美國下訂單，則需另外支付22美元運輸和處理費用。

But think of all the furniture and real laptops you'll be saving from getting clawed up by bored cats，wondering when you're going to get off of Twitter and give them treats.

但是想想購買貓咪專屬計算機之後，電腦和傢俱將倖免於貓咪的魔爪，你可能就會考慮着暫時從臉譜網上下線而去爲貓咪買下這個獎勵。