關於生活:必須克服的9種不良生活習慣(圖)
Talk a lot about yourself. Tell people about your and your life. Don’t ask questions. Don’t show an interest in other people and above all do not listen to what they say.
1. 一直談論你自己，自我中心。不停的向別人傾訴自己人生的光榮與夢想。不要提問題。記住，要對別人的話題一點兒不感興趣。最重要的，繼續自己說自己的光輝歷史，別管其他人在說什麼。
Watch a lot of TV. Do not waste time reading, going out or with hobbies – just keep up with soaps, sport and popular entertainment programs.
2. 堅持看電視。別浪費時間讀什麼書了，也別去你喜歡的戶外運動--只要堅持看電視就好了，看各種肥皂劇、體育比賽還有各種流行的娛樂節目。
Do the same things. Get into a regular routine and do not diverge from it. Don’t try anything new or adventurous.
3. 循規蹈矩。堅持進入正常的軌道路線，保持不偏離軌跡。千萬別去冒險嘗試那些新鮮玩意兒。
Don’t waste time on books or the arts. Avoid the cinema, the theatre, literature, magazines, new kinds of music or live performances.
4. 別浪費時間去讀書或者欣賞藝術了。遠離電影院，劇場，文學，雜誌，遠離各種新鮮的音樂以及現場演唱會。
Stay at home. Don’t waste time and money travelling to new places and experiencing different cultures, activities or lifestyles.
5. 一定要宅在家裏。不要浪費金錢和時間外出旅行，別到什麼新的地方去體驗不同的文化啦、不同的活動啦或者不同的生活方式啦。
Stick with the same group of friends. Keep to the people you have known for a long time. Do not go out of your way to meet people or make new friends.
6. 堅守在老朋友的圈子裏不出來。一直堅守在你已經認識了很久很久的老朋友的圈子裏。千萬別出去見新人或者交新朋友，千萬千萬記得哦。
Do not have goals or a plan. Drift along the way you are doing now. Do not set yourself difficult objectives that you might not achieve. Go with the flow and see what happens.
7. 不要有任何目標或者計劃。隨心所欲，一時興起，想做什麼就做。別爲自己設定一些遠大的困難的目標，萬一你完不成該怎麼辦啊。隨波逐流，看看接下來你的生活又能怎樣。
Never change your mind. Once you have a simple and clear view of the world, stick with it. Do not let new facts or opinions sway you. Stay firmly committed to what you know and brush aside uncomfortable ideas.
8. 千萬別改主意。一旦你建立了了一個簡單而清晰的世界觀，堅持下去。別因爲一些新的事實和觀點動搖你的世界觀。堅定不移的守護你以前所知道的世界，拋開那些令人煩惱的新觀點。
Take very poor care of yourself. Drink a lot of alcohol, eat a lot of fatty foods, and get very little exercise.
9. 別考慮你自己的身體。盡情的暢飲烈酒吧，多吃甜美的高脂肪食品，還有儘量少運動。
