可以改變你一生的智慧佳句
1、沒有陽光的白日如同黑夜。(快樂生活每一天)
A day without sunshine is like night.
2、換句話說，五指亦有不同。(大千世界，無奇不有。寬容心對待)
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3、百分之四十二點七的數據是現場編造的。
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4、百分之九十九的律師是毀壞律師界名聲的大老鼠。(律師界就是一鍋老鼠湯)
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5、永遠記住：你認識的人中定會有一半居於平均線以下。(總有人處於低端)
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6、最後笑的人思維最慢。(最後笑的人不一定因爲他是強人，也許還有其他原因)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7、絕望僅僅是沒有激情的憤怒。
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8、早起的鳥兒或許有蟲吃，不過第二隻老鼠纔會得到夾子中的奶酪。(韜光養晦，永不出頭)
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9、養育細菌吧。他們是某些人唯有的培養基(修養、文化)(英語裏culture一詞 也有文化修養和細菌培養基的意思，這裏一語雙關)。(極端沒教養、吝嗇的代名詞)
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10、問心無愧也許是壞記性的表現。
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11、改變無可避免，自動販賣機出來的貨物除外。
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12、假如你認爲沒有人關心你，試試拖欠一下應付款。(意見真的不錯喔)
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.13、有多少人相信特異致動？舉起我的手來。
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14、好吧，那麼黑暗的速度呢？(光速與“黑速”到底誰會更大一點呢)
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15、當所有東西都朝你運動而來，那說明你走錯了道。(衆人獨醒我獨醉)
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16、勤奮工作會在遠期得到回報，而懶惰現期就會有所收穫。
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17、假如沒有酒鬼的話大海要深多少啊！
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18、鷹翔九天，但是鼬鼠從不會捲入飛機引擎。
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19、假如你兩次被嚇得半死，會發生什麼事呢？
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20、通靈之人爲什麼還要問你的姓名呢？
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21、每個老年人心裏都會有一個年輕人在問：“怎麼會發生這檔子破事？”
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22、只需記住——假如這個世界不是一張網，我們都會掉落。
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23、光速快於音速。這就是爲什麼你在聽到他人的發言後纔會意識到他們的存在。
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24、生活並不太像一盒巧克力。它更像一罐墨西哥辣椒。
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
