英語笑話:他的耳朵在我的衣兜裏 I Have His Ear in My Pocket

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Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家裏。他媽媽問,“發生了什麼事？”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再見到他時你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡說，“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜裏呢。”