英語笑話:Guaranteed visits 有保證的探望

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法師，教士） she had two final requests.

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First, she wanted to be cremated（火葬） , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."布魯克林的一位年邁的婦女決定準備自己的遺囑，提出最後的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說她有兩個臨終前的要求。

第一，她要火化；第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。

“布魯明黛！”教士叫道，“爲什麼在布魯明黛？”

“那樣的話我女兒肯定一週會探望我兩次。”