簡單英語笑話:班級、情人和蠢驢
Class, Lass and Ass
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,
so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.班級、情人和蠢驢
湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：湯姆教授明天將和大家見面。
一位學生看到這條通知後，覺得展示自己幽默感的機會來了，就走上前，將class中的c擦掉，將意思變爲湯姆教授明天將和情婦見面。教授聽到笑聲，轉過身走回來，看了看那位學生，又看看被改動過的通知，不動聲色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，將意思改爲湯姆教授明天將和蠢驢見面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的學生，教授揚長而去。
