英語笑話: 總感到口渴 Always Thirsty

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"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　中文：
　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”
　　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎？”
　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”