英語小笑話2篇

　　爲什麼新郎穿黑衣服

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At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "

在一場婚禮上，一個小男孩問他的母親：”媽媽，爲什麼那女孩穿白衣服?“這位母親回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因爲今天是她最快樂的一天。”這個男孩想了想然後說：那爲什麼新郎穿黑衣服。“

　　以空氣存活

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

有一個教派的領導者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

一個表示懷疑的人說：”我昨天還看到你在麥當勞吃暮條。“

The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

這位宗教領袖回答：“你不能稱那東西爲食物。”