正能量的英文笑話大全
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。本站小編整理了正能量的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎?
學生：當然。因爲到目前爲止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
正能量的英文笑話篇二One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the countryroads，see how the farms looked，and farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer inhis yard， holding a pig up in his hands，and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from anapple tree. The city man said to the farmer，I see that your pig likes apples，but isnt that quitea waste of time? The farmer replied，"Whats time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?那位農夫回答說，時間對豬有什麼意義?
正能量的英文笑話篇三No Problem
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
How can I help you? asked the stylist.
I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can makemy hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.
No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
沒問題
一個禿頭的男人坐在理髮店裏。
髮型師問：有什麼可以幫你嗎?
那個人解釋說，我本來去做頭髮移植，但實在太痛了。如果你能夠讓我的頭髮看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。
沒問題，髮型師說，然後他很快幫自己剃了個光頭。
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