英語幽默笑話帶翻譯—相信自己
A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
一位有機生物學教授站在20名高年級的學生面前，正準備發期末考試的試卷。
"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt1 out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course."
“我要說的是，這個學期能夠教你們我感到非常榮幸。我明白你們都很努力，你們中的許多人在暑假之後就要去醫學院深造了。爲了避免同學們因爲參與本週末過多的慶祝活動而影響了學習成績，所以有誰願意放棄這次考試，就可以得‘B’。”
There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and took the offer.
許多學生異常驚喜，一個接一個地站了起來，從教授身邊走過，對他表示感謝，並在紙上籤了名。等到最後一個選擇放棄的學生走出教室後，教授看着剩下的同學問：“還有嗎?這是你們的最後機會了。”終於，還是有一名同學站了起來，接受了建議。
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself." he said. "You all have 'A' s."
教授關上門，清點了一下剩餘的同學，說道：“我非常高興看到你們能夠相信自己，你們都得‘A’。”
