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有關英文小笑話故事較短

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  有關較短的英文小笑話故事篇1

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My friend,soon to be a bride,attended a church wedding where a number of babies and small children in the con-gregation caused quite a commotion. "I certainly am not going to put up with that sort of thing at my wedding,”my friend remarked. Several months later I received her wedding invitation. Noted at the bottom was the following:"No Babies Expected. "

我的一位將要做新娘的朋友,有一次參加了別人的教堂婚禮。慶典上,有許多嬰兒和小孩子,這引起了一陣不小的混亂。“我可不想在我的婚禮上容忍這種亂勁兒。”我的那位朋友說。幾個月後,我收到了她的婚禮請柬。_請束下面寫着:“不準帶小孩。”

  有關較短的英文小笑話故事篇2

創造力

On the first night of an adult creative-writing class,the instructor asked the students to tell the class why they were taking the course. One woman explained,"I have five chil-dren and so I've decided to channel my creativity in another direction, "

在爲成人開設的創造性寫作班上第一節課時,老師先請同學們談談上此課的目的。一位婦女是這樣說的:“我已經生了五個孩於,所以,我決定把我的創造力引向別的方面去去."

  有關較短的英文小笑話故事篇3

存有二心

The local weatherman was wrong in his forecasts so often that he was embarrassed and applied for a transfer,stating as his reason:"The climate here doesn't agree with me."

當地的一名天氣預報員多次在預報工作中出現錯誤。他爲此感到很難爲情。於是,他決定換個工作。在陳述其原因時。他說:“這兒的氣侯跟我不一條心.”

  有關較短的英文小笑話故事篇4

母親最知情

Conversation between mother and child:

以下是毋親和孩子的對話:

"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”

"How do you ask?"

“你怎麼說話呢?”

"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

“您能讓我吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?"

"What do you say?"

“你說什麼?”

"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

“請您允許我吃塊巧克力甜餅吧?”

"No. It's too close to supper."

“不行,馬止就要吃晚飯了。”


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