Dumb and Happy 愚蠢并快乐着
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How smart are you?
你有多聪明?I don't know. I think I'm average.
我不知道。我认为我很普通。Did you ever take an IQ test?
你做过智商测试吗?
No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.
没有,我从没做过。我知道我在学校只能得A或BI wish I was really smart.
我希望我真的很聪明。Don't be ridiculous.
别说荒谬的话。What do you mean?
你的意思是?If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
如果你要许愿,你应该希望自己富有或有名气。Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
你有没有想过超级聪明是什么样子啊?It must be very lonely.
那一定很孤独。Why's that?
为什么孤独?Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.
因为如果你非常聪明,没有人会理解你说的话。译文属仅供学习和交流使用,未经允许不得转载