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關於英文笑話段子帶翻譯

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多閲讀一些英文的笑話段子,能激起我們閲讀英語的興趣,從而提高英語的閲讀能力,今天本站小編在這裏為大家分享一些帶翻譯的英文笑話段子,歡迎大家閲讀!

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  關於英文笑話段子帶翻譯:一場特殊的足球比賽

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師説:“對不起,老師,今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢裏觀看了一場球賽。”"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher. “為什麼它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝,所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答説。

關於英文笑話段子帶翻譯:他贏了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.約翰尼:他害病卧牀了。他受了傷。Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?湯姆:真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

  關於英文笑話段子帶翻譯:小心有狗

As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"

一名陌生人走進一家鄉間小商店,看到玻璃門上帖着的一個告示牌上寫着,“危險! 小心有狗!” 進去後,他看到一條樣子一點都不兇的老狗趴在收款機旁邊的地板上睡覺。 “這就是大夥都得留神的那隻狗啊?” 陌生人問店主。“是,就是他”,店主回答。 聽到這個回答, 陌生人覺得很好笑。“我覺得那條狗一點都不可怕。 你帖那個告示做什麼?” “因為,” 店主解釋説,“在我帖告示之前, 大夥老被他絆倒。”

  關於英文笑話段子帶翻譯:智力缺陷

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

醫生,你能不能告訴我,”鮑勃問,“對於一個看上去很正常的人,你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再沒有比這容易的了,”醫生回答,“問他一個簡單的問題,簡單到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不乾脆,那你就知道是怎麼回事了。”“那要問什麼樣的問題呢?”“嗯,你可以這樣問,‘庫克船長環球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鮑勃想了一會兒,緊張的回答道,“你就不能問另外一個問題嗎?坦率地説,我對歷史瞭解的不是很多。”

  關於英文笑話段子帶翻譯:他什麼都沒聽到

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!" After apologizing, I got her parcel. "Oh, good," she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages." "What is it?" I asked. "My husband's new hearing aid."

我在郵局上班,對於顧客們的各種情緒早已習以為常了。所以,有一天當一個生氣的顧客氣沖沖地來到我的工作台時,我還是非常平靜地問她,“有什麼問題嗎?”“我早上上街了,”女顧客説,“我回到家的時候,我看到一個卡片,卡片説郵遞員要給我們家送包裹,但沒人在家。可是我的丈夫整個早上都在家啊。他説他什麼都沒聽到”。在表示了歉意之後,我把包裹給了她。“噢,太好了”,那位女顧客喜形於色。“我們等這東西都等多少年了!”“是什麼好東西?”我問。“我丈夫的新助聽器”。


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