Dumb and Happy 愚蠢並快樂着
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How smart are you?
你有多聰明?I don't know. I think I'm average.
我不知道。我認為我很普通。Did you ever take an IQ test?
你做過智商測試嗎?
No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.
沒有,我從沒做過。我知道我在學校只能得A或BI wish I was really smart.
我希望我真的很聰明。Don't be ridiculous.
別説荒謬的話。What do you mean?
你的意思是?If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
如果你要許願,你應該希望自己富有或有名氣。Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
你有沒有想過超級聰明是什麼樣子啊?It must be very lonely.
那一定很孤獨。Why's that?
為什麼孤獨?Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.
因為如果你非常聰明,沒有人會理解你説的話。譯文屬僅供學習和交流使用,未經允許不得轉載