雙語笑話 第167期:世界上最聰明的狗
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There once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to an engineer. And, one dog belonged to a lawyer.
在一場狗秀的活動中,人們要選出一隻世界上最聰明的狗。有三隻狗進入了決賽,它們的主人分別是:醫生,建築師和律師。For the final each dog was given a bag of bones to see what it could make. The doctor said, "Stethoscope, go!" The dog built a human skeleton.
最後的比賽是給每隻狗一包骨頭,看看它們能用這些骨頭做些什麼。醫生說道:“聽診器,上!”這隻狗搭了一個人體骨骼。The judges were ready to award the trophy right then. But, they decided to give the other dogs a try.
裁判們想立即給這隻狗頒發獎品,但是他們還是決定給每隻狗一次機會。
The engineer said, "Slide-rule, go!" The dog built a suspension bridge.
建築師說道:“滑尺,上!”他的狗建造了一座懸橋。The judges were beside themselves. Which dog would they pick?
裁判們左右為難,到底該選哪一隻呢?The lawyer said. "Loop-hole, go!" The dog ate the bones, got a percentage of all the tolls from the bridge and screwed the other two dogs.
律師說道:“鑽(法律)空子,上!”這隻狗吃掉了骨頭,對那座橋徵收了百分之百的稅,並向其他兩隻狗進行勒索。