最牛不交作業的理由
若干年前，學生遲交作業就會尋找諸如“作業被狗給吃了”、“卡進洗衣機裏了”等藉口，而現在，教師注意到學生們越來越喜歡用技術故障作爲遲交作業的理由，這源於在互聯網發達的今天，學生越來越多地通過電腦完成作業。
The top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework
五個不做作業最流行的科技藉口
My computer crashed and I lost it.
電腦死機了，我做的作業（因沒有保存）丟失了。
I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident.
雖然我已經完成了作業，但後來不小心把它刪除了。
I could not print it out.
打印機壞了，作業打不出來。
My internet was down so I could not do any research.
網斷了，我沒法上網查資料。
I lost my laptop.
我找不到筆記本電腦了。
Worst tech-related excuses
史上最強科技藉口
My dad's computer was hacked by the Russians and they stole my homework.
我爸爸的電腦被俄羅斯黑客入侵，他們偷走了我的作業。
A burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer.
有個賊把我打印好的作業連同電腦一齊偷走了。
The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it.
我家的狗狗把電腦當廁所，結果把電腦弄炸了。
I accidentally tipped a bottle of cider over the computer and it broke.
我不小心把一杯蘋果汁灑在電腦上，電腦就壞了。
Worst non-tech excuses
史上最強非科技藉口
My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry.
我媽媽把我的作業放進了洗衣機，而後她想把作業熨幹，但卻把它燒燬了。
The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it.
一陣風把我的作業吹到池塘裏，而後它被天鵝吃掉了。
My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.
我哥哥開着貨車連帶着我的作業一齊走了，而後就把作業落在了法國。
