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外國英語幽默笑話精粹

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  外國英語幽默笑話一:蘑菇與毒蕈(中英)

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區別開呢?

Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

年長的童子軍:上牀前吃一個。

If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

如果你第二天早上醒來,那就是蘑菇。


外國英語幽默笑話精粹

  外國英語幽默笑話二:你會怎麼辦?

Son: Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?

兒子:媽媽,如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶,你會怎麼辦?

Mum: I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!

媽媽:我要揍他,還不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺!

Son: Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !

兒子:好了,你準備好拖鞋吧,爸爸剛把那隻花瓶摔碎了。

  外國英語幽默笑話三:哭泣的飼養員(中英)

A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

一名參觀動物園的遊客注意到一名飼養員正躲在角落裏默默地哭泣。他問是怎麼回事,別人告訴他大象死了。

"Fond of him,was he?"the visitor asked.

“他很喜歡那頭大象,是吧?”遊客問道。

"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

“並非如此,”那人回答說,“他負責給大象挖墓穴。”

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