那些父母做了但卻永遠不會承認的事兒
Most of the time, we are all stellar parents doing everything we can to raise our little rascals in the best way possible. But dayyyuuummm, parenting is hard. And let's be honest, sometimes we do things just to make it through the day. Whatever the case, we are all trying our best, right? Here are things parents have done but will never, ever admit.
大多數時候，我們都是稱職的父母，竭盡全力的撫養淘氣鬼。但是，養孩子實在是太難了。說實話，有時候我們會做些事情以順利度過一整天。不管是上述哪種情況，我們都已盡力了，對不？以下就是父母做了但卻永遠不會承認的事兒。1. Pretended to be deep in slumber so that the other parent had to get up and answer the toddler's middle-of-the-night cries
1. 寶寶半夜大哭時，自己假裝睡得很沉，這樣另一半就不得不起來哄小寶寶。2. Let your kid stay home from school because you just didn't have the energy to get her ready and there on time
2. 因爲你沒有精力讓孩子準時到校，所以你就讓他/她待在家裏不去上學。
3. Gone through the kids' Halloween candy and kept the best picks
3. 你會翻遍孩子們萬聖節要來的糖果，然後把最好的留下。4. Felt better about yourself when you saw that mom at the mall whose kid was throwing a level 10 tantrum
4. 當你在商場裏看到別的小孩子對媽媽大發脾氣時，會突然覺得自己是個好母親/父親。5. Caught yourself doing the exact same thing you recently yelled at your kid for doing
5. 當初因爲小孩做了一些事情而對他/她大吼，但卻猛然間發現自己也在做這些事情。6. Made those awful broccoli tater tots on Pinterest
6. 在照片分享網站上做了難吃的西蘭花油炸土豆丸子。
7. Lost your shit when trying to get your kids to eat
7. 哄孩子吃飯的時候失去了理智。8. Hated every bite of breakfast in bed prepared by your kids
8. 你並不喜歡孩子們爲你端來的自制早餐。9. Jumped to your feet in combat mode when you wake to find your child standing next to your bed ... staring at you
9. 醒來的時候發現自己的孩子就在牀邊盯着你看的時候，會立馬跳起來進入戰鬥模式。10. Dressed your kid a certain way just to avoid being judged by others
10. 會讓你的孩子穿特定的衣服，避免被別人說三道四。11. Given your kid the expired milk
11. 給孩子喝過期牛奶。12. Tried to scare your kid with your face
12. 試圖扮鬼臉嚇唬孩子。13. Made up some lame excuse for the tooth fairy not coming
13. 因爲牙仙子沒有出現，而編一些蹩腳的藉口。14. Thought that maybe you were raising a serial killer
14. 有時候會覺得自己養了個連環殺手。15. Lied about when you last showered
15. 別人問你上一次洗澡是什麼時候時，你撒了謊。16. Lied about what time you put your kids to sleep
16. 在孩子的睡覺時間上撒了謊。17. Made them work for you
17. 讓孩子爲你做事。18. Had a nightmare about Caillou
18. 做了有關卡由（兒童動畫）的噩夢。19. Had a panic attack trying to move your arm from underneath a sleeping baby
19. 試着從熟睡嬰兒的脖子下抽出自己的手臂時，受到了驚嚇。
