笨賊一籮筐 史上各樣搶銀行的糗事彙總
近兩天，一段天津某郵政儲蓄所營業廳被搶劫的視頻在網上流傳，引起廣泛關注。大家關注此事的原因是此劫匪太好笑：他手持一把釘錘，堅持不懈地砸了防暴玻璃約4分鐘，終於砸開一個洞，鑽進櫃檯裏搶劫。對比影片中的“專業劫匪”，網友們戲稱，這真是史上最沒有技術含量、最不專業，但也是最“淡定”的銀行劫匪。再來看下其他的悲劇搶銀行事件。
r a bank robber handed a teller a note the teller gave it back to him because it was illegible. The teller told the bank robber that it needed to be rewritten. As the robber was rewriting the note the teller activated a silent alarm. After the police arrived and arrested him the robber was sentenced to write "I will not rob banks" on a large blackboard one thousand times.
某個銀行劫匪遞給櫃員一張紙要他給錢，但是櫃員以看不清楚紙上寫的數字爲由讓他重寫。就在劫匪拿回去重寫時，櫃員拉響了無聲警報器。就這樣劫匪被警察逮捕了，還被罰在一塊大黑板上寫1000遍“我不再搶銀行”。
2. One California bank robber attempted to hold up a bank in Anaheim that had gone out of business.
加利福尼亞的一個銀行劫匪企圖搶劫阿納海姆市的一家銀行，可惜那家銀行已經倒閉了。
3. Another Californian robbed a bank close to his home. While making his getaway he ran into his mom, who turned him in.
另一個加利福尼亞劫匪搶劫了自家附近的一家銀行，他正要逃走時卻撞見了自己老媽，老媽把他交給了警方。
4. A teller in a bank in Panorama City, California was handed a demand note that said, "I have a gun. Give me all your twenties in this envelope." The teller told the robber, "All I've got is two twenties." The robber took the $40 and left.
在加利福尼亞州的帕諾拉馬，一個櫃員收到一張要錢的便條，上面寫着：“我有槍，把你所有的20美元都裝在這個信封裏給我。”櫃員告訴他：“我只有兩張20美元。”於是劫匪就帶着這40美元離開了。
5. A man broke into a bank when it was closed in order to steal their video camera. While he was stealing it his image was recorded at a remote location.
在銀行關門後，一個男人破門而入想要偷銀行的攝像機。就在他實施偷竊的過程中，他的影像已經在遠處的某個地方被清晰地錄了下來。
6. After waiting on line at the Community First Bank in Fargo, North Dakota a man wrote out a ransom note and handed it to the teller. The teller gave him the money and he ran out the door. The man wrote the note on his personal bank deposit form. The police went to the man's home in Grand Forks, North Dakota and arrested him.
在美國北達科他州法哥的第一社區銀行，某男人在排完隊輪到他辦理業務時將一張勒索便條遞給了櫃員，櫃員如數給了他現金後他奪門而出。然而男人所用的便條是自己的銀行儲蓄單，於是（銀行查到了他的信息，）警察去到了他在大福克斯的家中將他逮捕了。
7. In Rouen, France a bank robber jumped into a car and shouted, "Get away quick, before the cops come." He mistakenly had jumped into the back of a police car.
在法國魯昂，一個銀行劫匪跳進了一輛小汽車裏大叫：“在警察來之前滾開！”可是他犯了嚴重的錯誤，他跳進的是警車後座。
