爆冷的三字經英文翻譯版
人之初 ： At the begining of life.
性本善 ： Sex is good.
性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠 ： But it depends on how the way you.do it.
苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷 ： Sex will leave you..
教之道 ： The way of learning it
貴以專 ： is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學 ： If you don”t study hard,
斷機杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 ： Dou, the Famous
有義方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ： All his five son took it
名俱揚 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之過 ： It is all your fault.
教不嚴 ： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學 ： You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake
幼不學 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何爲 ： you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.
人不學 ： If you don”t learn sex,
不知義 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
