雙語笑話:我從來不會下蛋 I never laid an egg

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Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.

作者：你無法欣賞他，你從來沒有自己寫過書。

Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.

朋友：沒寫過，我也從來沒有下過蛋，但是我卻比這個國家的任何一隻母雞更擅長鑑定煎蛋卷。