英語笑話:Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today? 沒有您喜歡的顏色嗎？
Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today？
Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.
She did not drive fast，because she was old，but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her，“Please don't drive your car，grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”
But she always said，“No，I like driving. I've driven for fifty years，and I'm not going to stop now.”
Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. The lights were green，then yellow，then red，
then green again，but her car did not start.
“What am I going to do now？” She said.
But then a policeman came and said to her kindly，“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today？”沒有您喜歡的顏色嗎？
格林太太八十歲了。她有一輛小型轎車，每逢星期六她總是開着這輛車去購買食品。
因爲年紀大了，格林太太車子開得不快，不過她開車技術很高，從來沒有出過事。有時她的孫子孫女們對她說：“奶奶，您別開車了，我們可以送您去商店。”
但她總是說：“不，我喜歡開車。我已經開了五十年了，現在還不想撒手。”
上星期六，她看見交通燈是紅色就剎住了車。後來車子熄火了。交通燈由綠色轉爲黃色，然後轉爲紅色，又轉變爲綠色，可她的車子還是發動不起來。
“現在我該怎麼辦呢？”她說。
這時一位警察走過來，和氣地對她說：“早上好，今天交通燈的顏色沒有一樣您喜歡嗎？”
