英語笑話:Doctor and Patient 醫生和病人

Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?Patient: Two of or: And how many legs does it have?Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?醫生：一隻貓有幾個耳朵和眼睛？病人：都是兩個。醫生：那麼它有幾條腿呢？病人：我說，醫生，難道你從來沒有見過貓嗎？

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