英語笑話:品德Conduct 禮貌Courtesy

Conduct and Courtesy Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that? Cuthbert: Whenever I punch someone, I apologize.

品德與禮貌 卡斯伯特：無論我什麼時候打了人，過後我都會向人家道歉的。

NOTE
conduct n.
行爲, 操行
courtesy n.
謙恭, 允許, 禮貌

父親：學校的成績單上給你的品德分是D，禮貌分是A，你這是怎麼搞的？

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