英語笑話:笑看兩隻蟑螂之間的討論

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"中文翻譯：兩隻蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃着，其中的一隻談起了它在一家新開張的餐館裏的經歷。“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館裏，”它說。“那裏太乾淨了！廚房沒有一點污漬，地面閃着白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那裏是如此乾淨，整個地方都在發光。”“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎？”另一隻蟑螂不悅地說。