經典英文笑話:請把鬍子還給我
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A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.
“Two pence,” said the man.
“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”
The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.
“A penny,” said the barber.
“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”一個賣掃帚的人去理髮店修面。理髮師從他那裏買了一把掃帚。當理髮師給他修面後，問一下他掃帚的價格。
買掃帚的人說：“兩個便士。”
“不，不。”理髮師說：“ 我只出一個便士，如果你認爲不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去。”
賣掃帚的人拿回了掃帚，隨後問修面要付多少錢。
“一便士。”理髮師說。
賣掃帚的人說：“我給你半個便士，如果不夠的話，請把我的鬍子還給我。”
