經典英語笑話:讓座

To Give Up the Seat

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Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy

But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.讓座

小約翰告訴媽媽：早上我和爸爸坐公車時，他讓我給一位女士讓座。

好，你做得對。媽媽說。

但是，媽媽，我那時正坐在爸爸的大腿上。