英語幽默笑話：If only

　　If only

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A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .

A woman is driving down the same road .

As they pass ench other ,

the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way ,

and as the man ronds the next corner ,

he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .

If only men would listen.

　　倘若

有個男人駕着車沿着一條又陡峭又窄小的山路往上開。

有個女人沿着同一條路往下開着車。

當他們彼此錯車時，

這個女人斜靠着車窗向外太喊：“豬!”

這個男人立刻也斜靠着他的車窗向外大聲響應：“臭女人.!”

他們各自繼續開車上路，

當這個男人繞到下一個轉彎處的時候，

他競撞上了在路中央的一隻豬。

倘若男人會聽話就沒事了。