英語幽默笑話:小男孩與驢子 A Small Boy and a Donkey

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.

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So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.一個小男孩牽着頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小傢伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這麼緊幹什麼？

這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小傢伙眼都不眨地回答道。