雙語笑話:我要表現得象位女士

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One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人衝得踉踉蹌蹌。

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.

他竭力忍耐着。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人羣。你幹嘛？有人尖聲叫道，你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？聽着，他說，我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。