英語笑話:你太晚了You Are Too Late

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On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."在公共汽車上一人發現一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裏。
“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”