英語小笑話:學會禮貌

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"中文翻譯：　　一天，比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯。當服務員端上兩份牛排時，比爾迅速地爲自己拿了比較大的那塊。　　湯姆對此很不開心：“你什麼時候能學會禮貌？”　　比爾說：“如果讓你先拿，你會拿哪個？”　　湯姆說：“當然是小的那個。”　　比爾：“那你還抱怨什麼？小的那個不就是你想要的，不是嗎？”

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