英文笑話:浣熊 Raccoons

Raccoons

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Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.

I don't know why she's so concerned, he added. She's been married three times.浣熊

我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時，負責向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一隻獵物，他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。

我不知道她爲什麼這麼關心這事，他補充說，她自己已經結過三次婚了。