英語冷笑話:The Choice of Word 選詞

The Choice of Word
　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.
　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wife said to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.選詞
　　一天下班回家，約翰發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴裏反覆念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心裏感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。
　　幾周後的一天夜裏，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸！”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然後翻身竟自睡了。