雙語笑話: 一廂情願的誤會

At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."在超市我注意到一位上了年紀的男子好像總在跟着我。我每到一個售貨通道，他就跟我到一個售貨通道，微笑地看着我。我開始想他是不是喜歡上我了。在乳品櫃，我正給雞蛋包裝結賬時，有人在我肩上輕拍了一下。我轉過身發現還是那個男子。“女士，”他終於開口說話了，“你用着我的購物車呢。”